March 2012
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“We’re the same temperature now.”
– me, to everyone today, after watching this
Look guys
I’m not saying I’ve been sick for a week because my niece is a disease-harboring baby timebomb, and that the second I got back to New York, I’ve been on a steady trajectory towards a sinkhole filled with Nyquil where my heartbeat throbs in my ears every time I swallow, or that this morning, all I want to do is go back to bed since I’m terrified of having to take off the...
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“Is that a peplum?”
– In today’s edition of, “Things I never knew I would say out loud.”
(spoiler: it was!)
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Receptionist interview taking place next to me
Interviewer: Do you know how to use Microsoft Office? Interviewee: I’ve used it a little, not a lot.
“have you had any more tv appearances since we last spoke? I’m still super...”
– I emailed a friend back in Wisconsin who snagged herself some local tv appearances in support of her super awesome food blog. Before that, I drank two cups of coffee.
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Me: Did you hear Vanessa Minillo -- sorry - Vanessa LACHEY - is pregnant?
Tall Megan: I bet she's going to be super cute pregnant
Me: Unlike J.Simp. I think she's pregnant with a pregnant Vanessa Lachey
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“Boo, I heard 1 of 4 people there get eaten by polar bears.”
– Stating the facts for my friend, who’s visiting UC-Boulder this weekend (and apparently loving it). He’s trying to decide between Colorado and UW-Madison for his phd program.
I may be a little biased, but I mean, mountains? meh. who needs mountains when you’ve got this?
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Things I think about when I think about writing
Do you ever have to trick yourself into writing? Some days I’ll stare down a list of To Do’s, but all I “do” is everything in my power to avoid setting in on it. I suppose that’s always the problem, isn’t it? It’s not that I don’t want to, but it’s much easier to simply remain prostrate on the couch and watch an episode of Modern Family...