I’m not saying I’ve been sick for a week because my niece is a disease-harboring baby timebomb, and that the second I got back to New York, I’ve been on a steady trajectory towards a sinkhole filled with Nyquil where my heartbeat throbs in my ears every time I swallow, or that this morning, all I want to do is go back to bed since I’m terrified of having to take off the wool cap I’ve worn all weekend when I go into work this morning because I’m pretty sure it’s the only thing - along with Vitamin C on a wing and a prayer - that’s keeping me in one piece after my body-racking sneezes, or that I put on Justin Bieber My Worlds (the acoustic version!) because the idea of listening to anything cooler than the Biebs made me shiver, which may be more a result of the temperature I’m pretty sure I’m running than anything else.
All I’m saying is, this is a really good album.
Is that a peplum?
In today’s edition of, “Things I never knew I would say out loud.”
(spoiler: it was!)
Interviewer: Do you know how to use Microsoft Office?
Interviewee: I’ve used it a little, not a lot.
have you had any more tv appearances since we last spoke? I’m still super impressed by that, btw. would you mind telling me more about how that came to be? It’s not that i think i could be popping up here on the today show or anything, but i think more than anything i can just always use inspiring stories about “well i just called them on the phone and they said yes” kind of things. reminders that sometimes all it takes is putting yourself out there. which, whoah, just turned into that sex and the city episode in my mind - you know the one, where charlotte and carrie go to that motivational speaker and charlotte’s like, ‘when are these affirmations going to start working?” and the lady is like, “maybe you’re not really ‘out’ there.” and carrie grabs the mike and is like, “oh, she’s out there.” my sister says that to me, about me, all the time. which would be patronizing, but is actually kind of totally comforting to know someone else recognizes that…and oh man, this DID just totally turn into being about my personal life, which was not my intention, but the point is, i’d like to be “out there’ more in work stuff too, and sometimes i lose sight of the fact that it’s about being proactive and going after opportunities instead of waiting for them to fall into your lap. OKAY! enough coffee for me.
- Me: Did you hear Vanessa Minillo -- sorry - Vanessa LACHEY - is pregnant?
- Tall Megan: I bet she's going to be super cute pregnant
- Me: Unlike J.Simp. I think she's pregnant with a pregnant Vanessa Lachey